Wednesday, October 29, 2008

A Little Blasphemy For Your Evening

me: wat are you doing?
Rebekah: about to leave work
nothing to do today
classic
my boss is still gone

me: maybe he's crazy again
Rebekah: i think so. its ok because sometimes other people give me stuff.
i worked all day yesterday. at least i make a high hourly rate
me: its a good thing you're honest
you could just say you're working wen you're not
my H button isn't working
I have to push it really hard

Rebekah: im sure they would find out
plus i would go to hell
so its not really an option
me: I bet hell isn't as bad as everyone tinks it is
Rebekah: prob not
me: it's like when you're little and your parents send you to time out when you're bad
but they send you to your room

and you just play with your toys the whole time
it's like "jokes on you Mom!"
ha a ha I'm cracking myself up

Rebekah: ok its not like that
me: I know, that would be funny though
Rebekah: right. you're like corianton
me: I'm so glad I didn't have to ask who he is
tat would have been embarrassing

11 people who love Jen:

Jacob Romney said...

Our parents were to smart for that one. They sent us to sit in the tub when we were bad. Not much to do there.

Jen R. said...

Jared told me about the time your mom sent him to time out in the tub and forgot about him. She found him in there hours later asleep in the tub. ha ha ha maybe he's making it up

Youngblood4ever said...

Heee heee heee! Okay, so I am a proud blog stalker, but I love what you write. I can't help myself!

Kristina P. said...

My night was surprisingly blasphemous free, so thanks for that. I needed it.

*MARY* said...

Cori-who-now?

also known as shell said...

I really love reading this with the "h" broken. gave it an extra twist!

i am bri said...

whose corianton?







ok, just kidding.

James Romney said...

I'm pretty sure that hell's a lliiiiittle more harsh than time-out. Fun conversation, though.

James Romney said...

I'm pretty sure that hell's a lliiiiittle more harsh than time-out. Fun conversation, though.

James Romney said...

Sorry, computer messed up.

Bryan and Ashley said...

Jen you seriously crack me up.