Thursday, March 5, 2009

Mommy Phenomenon

There is this weird phenomenon going on that has to do with mothers. Why is it, that the second you become a mom, gross things just aren't as gross anymore? Is it a hormone that makes stinky things not stink as much? Did our brains go without enough oxygen for too long during pregnancy? Or could it simply be the love? Whatever it is it's weird.

Jared and I worked at a crisis center nursery for almost two years, and didn't stop working there until about 2 weeks before Adelyn was born. A majority of the babies/toddlers/kids that were there were neglected and/or abused...and I don't mean to be insensitive but some of them were pretty gross (not bad children...it's just that they were dirty and they didn't all smell baby fresh...and I know it wasn't their fault.) There was one little girl that I spent almost an hour brushing the tangles out of her hair, there were 7 year olds whose parents were too lazy to potty train them, there were lots of boogery noses, wet beds, wet pants, poopy diapers, etc. And let me tell you this...it was really gross. I remember changing a kid's dirty diaper, pulling my shirt over the bottom of my face and thinking, "Oh my gosh this is soooo gross what am I getting myself into!?"

Anyways, the point of all this rambling is that it seems when it's your own kid...it's just not that gross. When Adelyn has a boogery nose, I seriously take my own finger and pick it for her! No biggie. She's been teething a lot lately (her seventh tooth is coming in right now) and when she teeths she always gets a little fever and doesn't feel very good. Usually a little Tylenol and a bath does the trick but last night when I was snuggling her on my lap...she turned her head to make a mopey face at me and then threw up all over the front of me. And you're probably thinking ew gross! But it didn't even phase me. When she was 4-5 months old I had her with me at school one time and she made a really big poop. As in so big, it came up out of the back of her diaper and all over my leg. I didn't even go home and change. I just changed her diaper and her clothes and wiped my leg off. And went the rest of the day with a big poop stain on my thigh. See what I mean! That should have seriously disgusted me. But it didn't.

I wonder if fathers feel the same way? I think Jared does to some degree...but it's no where near my gross-factor-resistance level.

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celeste said...

I must say my sister, whom I love, went a little too far with this one when she told me that she thought her newborn's diapers actually smelled good. She thought they had a sweet scent. I still think Zo's diapers stink.

Dolce said...

Um...

I don't think I'm ready for this.

the zeltner family said...

no, i totally agree! and i have also picked all of my childrens noses (sometimes its way easier to do it yourself than with a stupid kleenex), gotten poop under my fingernails. etc. chris still thinks most of it is gross- i think us mommys arent as grossed out because we just cant be. we gotta do what we gotta do! why complain about something we cant change right?
at least im not the only mommy who does gross things! yay!

Elliot and Cami said...

So true. I am never grossed out. Luckily, Cohen has never had a blowout or anything really disgusting. I am pretty worried about when I get pregnant again though because the thought of snot, or smelling the trash would make me barf.

Jared said...

You seem to forget my extensive experience with adult poop, vomit, blood, etc. at my other job. My sensitivity has been steadily shocked out of me over the years. My "gross-factor-resistance level" has been conditioned beyond what biology alone can achieve...but if you want to argue that your level is higher; you win...you get to change all the poopy diapers.

LiLu said...

Eh. I think it says more about me that I don't even have kids...

and that doesn't bother me that much.

Rebekah said...

you guys are weird. as i just told celeste, baby poop is sick and all poop is sick.

Jacob Romney said...

I poop sometimes

Kyrsten said...

Hey Jen,
I found your blog though Kelly's. We do things as moms that I thought would never happen. We just love those little ones that we don't want them to walk around with a boogie in their nose.
Come check out my blog
talleytales.blogspot.com
Keep in touch!

David's Holla Atchya! Blog said...

I'm not sure what to think about this post (?) I suppose I should be grateful for the loss of sensetivity towards grossness at marriage? Well, no matter, thanks for not putting up any pictures of Adelyn doing those things you wrote about. She looks pretty cute as she is.

Mandi said...

ha ha, nothing phases me these days. having a kid did help me lose what I thought was still gross about the world. Although I have worked in day cares, and after cleaning up after OTHER PEOPLES kids, by the time I had my own, I was like... barf? boogers? crap? what's the problem?? lol awesome

Kristina P. said...

Jen, hope you're doing OK! Haven't heard from you in a while.

Kate said...

Haven'et been here in a while and thought I'd stop by. Yep, gross things are definitely not as gross anymore. And yes, it is perfectly okay to wipe boogers with your fingers. That's the glory of jeans, no one will ever know you just wiped boogers all over them.

Katie said...

Hmmmm. I can only hope the same immunity will hit me.

I had no idea baby's could have such a big poop that it would go out of their diapers. Really?

brook said...

dear jen,
i hope someday i'm blessed with this ability, as i gag with EVERYTHING. also, you are hilarious.
love,
brook

Kristina P. said...

Jen, I hope you're doing OK! Haven't heard from you in a long time!